When DiCaprio finally gets his Oscar, everyone better give a standing ovation or else I’ll stare down each and every one of them
There is a theory that time is a flat circle and nothing ever lives or dies, we are just forever condemned to live the exact same life over and over. Repeat the same events over and over with the exact same outcome every time.
If you want to know what this feels like, just ask Leo.
i bet leonardo dicaprio has a drawer full of oscar acceptance speeches he reads every night to his stuffed animals
at next year’s Oscars, can ashton kutcher plz come out and be like “LEONARDO DICAPRIO YOU JUST GOT PUNK’D” and give him every Oscar he hasn’t gotten for the past twenty years.